Bread Lover A regular patron at a local restaurant complained one day that only one piece of bread was served with his meal. The next day the waiter brought him four slices. "Better," said the customer, "but not enough. I like bread." The next night the waiter brought him a dozen slices. "This is better yet," said the man. "But why are you skimping? I love bread." The exasperated manager then told the waiter, "We'll fix him!" He ordered a gigantic loaf of bread especially baked--six feet long and as thick as a barrel. When the man came in for a meal, the waiter lugged in the entire, uncut loaf, dropped it on the table, and waited hopefully for comment. The man glared at the loaf and said bitterly, "Well, I see we're back to one piece again."

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