College Life
Signs you're in college:
-You rarely have $5 in your pocket.
-A grilled cheese sandwich is a major food group to you.
-You have little or no idea what you want to do with your life.
-There is drool damage in two or more of your textbooks.
-Your body starts going through withdrawal, when you go more than two
days w/o pizza.
-Your computer costs more and runs better than your car.
-Your history prof asks "Who was General Lee?" and you answer, "The car
from The Dukes of Hazzard."
-You're on a first name basis w/ the MasterCard and Visa debt collectors.
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