Firethorn's Den

Bullet Bullet

Can Figures Lie?

The instructor was trying to drive home some truths,

"Figures can't lie," he declared.

"For instance, if 1 man can build a house in 12 days, 12 men can build it in 1 day."

A puzzled student interrupted:

"Then 288 men can build it in 1 hour, 17,280 in 1 minute, and 1,036,809 in 1 second."

While the instructor was still gasping, the ready reckoner went on:

"And if 1 ship can cross the Atlantic in 6 days, 6 ships can cross it in 1 day. 'Figures can't lie,' can they?"

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