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It's Time to Turn Your Computer Off When:
- You wake up at 4 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
- You recently try to enter a password on your microwave oven.
- You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
- You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a wordprocessor.com
- You can't correspond with your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
- When your e-mail box shows,"no new messages", and you feel really depressed.
- You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have
neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
- After reading this joke, you immediately e-mail it to a friend!!!
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