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What Is a Kiss?

Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering: What is a Kiss?

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