A Magician and a Parrot A magician performed his magic act on a luxury ship every evening. Also on board the ship was a parrot which belonged to one of the sailors. Every time the magician went to his act, the parrot screamed, "Phony! Phony!" One day the ship sank. All that was left was the parrot sitting on one end of a log and the magician on the other end. The parrot turned to the magician and said, "Okay, wise guy, what did you do with the ship?"

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