Mistaken Identity It was the first day of school and the pupils were very excited. The school principal visited some classes and was annoyed at the commotion made by one class in particular. Unable to bear it any longer, he opened the door and burst in. He saw one boy taller than the rest who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him into the hall, and told him to stay there until he was excused. The principal then returned to the classroom and restored order. He lectured the class for a half an hour on the importance of good behavior. He then asked, "Any questions?" One girl timidly stood up and said, "Please, Sir, may we have our teacher back?"

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