SIGN: Try our cough medicine! You"ll never get any better!
SIGN: Rain Dance. Saturday evening, weather permitting.
SIGN: In cemetery: Don't pick flowers from any grave but your own.
SIGN: In Seoul clothing store: We aim to give customers lowest possible prices
and services.
SIGN: For washing machines: Don't kill your wife. Let a Thor Washer do the
dirty work.
SIGN: Wanted: Typist to work on secret documents. Must be unable to read.
SIGN: For sale: Hearse with a '69 body.
SIGN: Wanted: Human Cannon Ball. Must be willing to travel.
SIGN: In a book store: Brain Surgery: Self Taught