Top 10 Signs You've Been Playing Zelda Too Much

You can say that I've had too much time on my hands or whatever. Nevertheless I came up with my own humorous list of 10 signs you've been playing Zelda too much. Enjoy!

10 You plant a seed in a patch of dirt in your backyard, telling your family that you'll be able to ride everywhere on it in seven years.
9 You try to z-target everything you aim to grab, especially the last donut on the table.
8 You appear to be arguing with yourself in Chemistry class. When asked, you mumble that Navi wouldn't tell you the weakness of your teacher.
7 You rebel against your father's rules at every turn because you possess the triforce of courage.
6 When your father grounds you, you accuse him to be Ganondorf, overextending the triforce of power.
5 You periodically visit a masseur to get your thumbs massage.
4 When a Girl Scout knocks at your door selling cookies, you are generous enough to buy a whole lot but insist on paying with Rupees.
3 During the biology project, you periodically take a swig from your green Gatorade bottle. When asked, you mumble that you need to refill your magic power before using the lens of truth (the microscope).
2 You refuse to drink any beverage that's not red, green, or blue.
1 You say this more than once a day, "HELP! MY TV IS ON FIRE!!!"

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10	You plant a seed in a patch of dirt in your backyard, telling your family that you'll be able to ride everywhere on it in seven years.
9	You try to z-target everything you aim to grab, especially the last donut on the table.
8	You appear to be arguing with yourself in Chemistry class. When asked, you mumble that Navi wouldn't tell you the weakness of your teacher.
7	You rebel against your father's rules at every turn because you possess the triforce of courage.
6	When your father grounds you, you accuse him to be Ganondorf, overextending the triforce of power.
5	You periodically visit a masseur to get your thumbs massage.
4	When a Girl Scout knocks at your door selling cookies, you are generous enough to buy a whole lot but insist on paying with Rupees.
3	During the biology project, you periodically take a swig from your green Gatorade bottle. When asked, you mumble that you need to refill your magic power before using the lens of truth (the microscope).
2	You refuse to drink any beverage that's not red, green, or blue.
1	You say this more than once a day, "HELP! MY TV IS ON FIRE!!!"