Two little boys were engaging in a riddle.
"How do you put a hare in a refrigerator?"
The bigger boy asked.
"You take out the milk carton, then put the hare in."
Came the witty reply.
Speaking of a hare leads to this story about the race between the hare and
the tortoise, politically correct of course.
The news of the race spread around the forest like wild fire. Mr. Fox who
was forever sharp minded had his flyers contributed to every home he could
reach. He figured he owned the right to this pay-per-view venue since he
had thought up the idea before anyone else.
Mr. Skunk was very pleased upon reading the flyer because Mrs. Skunk
was about to give birth any day now. With the pay-per-view coming right
to his home, he would be able to stay and help during the delivery.
Not to be out done since their papa was the main character of the event,
the three little hares set out to buy as many lawn chairs as they could at the
market. They had planned to rent them out at the front row seat rate.
On the day of the race, Mr. Tortoise showed up looking quite sharp in the
brand new Nikes. Of course, both Adidas and Nike had approached Mr.
Tortoise but Nike won out with the offering of a year supply of organic
vegetables.
Time passed...10 minutes, 20 minutes and so on.
"Where is Mr. Hare?" This question floated around back and forth.
But of course, the boys who were also watching the event with anticipation
remembered that they hadn't let Mr. Hare out off the refrigerator.
So, Mr. Tortoise won the race fair and square and earned a life time
contract from an advertising company selling 'Turtle Wax.'